Uncle John's Bathroom Reader the World's Gone Crazy

Good news: It"s not you--the world really is going crazy! And Uncle John is barely sane enough to guide you through it all in this whirlwind tour of all things strange and weird. Yes, loyal Throne Room readers, these 432 all-new pages of pure crazy will shock and confound you...and make your side split open from laughing. (Uncle John takes no legal responsibilities for split sides.) So fire up your egg-beater, strap on your tin-foil hat, and plunge on into…The secret government plot to poison Earth"s skiesAnimal-human hybrids and what role they"ll have in society“Sexy Finding Nemo" and other inappropriate Halloween costumesA cow that eats chicken, therapeutic snake massages, and killer kangaroosThe lady who married the Eiffel Tower, and the man who hugs and kisses his carEnjoying the world"s craziest festivals—where you can eat fried lamb testicles, ride on a ship through the desert, or pierce your skin with a bicycleJackasses who copied Jackass and barely lived to tell about itHow to tell if you have Exploding Head SyndromeDecoding the Mayan ProphecyClergy gone wildAnd much, much more!